Breakfast, cupcakes and the bday song from @jacksy34!! (& the Oasis team) I love my day job & co-workers so much!! They help make the dream possible ;o)

Breakfast, cupcakes and the bday song from @jacksy34!! (& the Oasis team) I love my day job & co-workers so much!! They help make the dream possible ;o)

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I have the most ridiculously wonderful friends. Flowers brought to me by Tom Ricardo & personalized ice cream cake delivered to my work from @alisonklemp! I was very surprised. Thanks for making me look good on social media cause that’s really the best present of all xo

I have the most ridiculously wonderful friends. Flowers brought to me by Tom Ricardo & personalized ice cream cake delivered to my work from @alisonklemp! I was very surprised. Thanks for making me look good on social media cause that’s really the best present of all xo

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When I arrived at New York Comedy Club tonight for Nacho Bitches, these were waiting for me courtesy of @justsydbw. #comedysisters xoxo you spoil me.

When I arrived at New York Comedy Club tonight for Nacho Bitches, these were waiting for me courtesy of @justsydbw. #comedysisters xoxo you spoil me.

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Best known for her role as possibly the most fiery female of all-time (Scarlett O’Hara, obvs), VIVIEN LEIGH is one bitch I aspire to be like, minus the whole dying at 53 thang. Perfecting the part of Blanche DuBois, married to Sir Laurence Olivier? C’MON! VIVIEN LEIGH easily makes me want to munch carpets and is therefore my pick for #IMightBeALesbianTuesday! #IMBALT

Best known for her role as possibly the most fiery female of all-time (Scarlett O’Hara, obvs), VIVIEN LEIGH is one bitch I aspire to be like, minus the whole dying at 53 thang. Perfecting the part of Blanche DuBois, married to Sir Laurence Olivier? C’MON! VIVIEN LEIGH easily makes me want to munch carpets and is therefore my pick for #IMightBeALesbianTuesday! #IMBALT

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WE BROKE HALF A MILLION, BABY!! @krystynahutch owes a lot of people whiskey shots… #GuysWeFucked #fuckers #antislutshaming #podcast

WE BROKE HALF A MILLION, BABY!! @krystynahutch owes a lot of people whiskey shots… #GuysWeFucked #fuckers #antislutshaming #podcast

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My name isn’t Rose, but I wish it were so this foxy female could tell me she was, “Right on toppa that!” One of my earliest fashion inspirations, the true star of my favorite sitcom of all-time, and a strong, down-to-earth chick in real life, my pick for today’s #IMightBeALesbianTuesday is none other than the incomparable CHRISTINA APPLEGATE! #IMBALT

My name isn’t Rose, but I wish it were so this foxy female could tell me she was, “Right on toppa that!” One of my earliest fashion inspirations, the true star of my favorite sitcom of all-time, and a strong, down-to-earth chick in real life, my pick for today’s #IMightBeALesbianTuesday is none other than the incomparable CHRISTINA APPLEGATE! #IMBALT

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Living proof that you can be a Cover Girl at any age and don’t need to slice your face at the hairline and pull it up to do so, my dad’s fave — SUSAN SARANDON — is my pick for this fine September #IMightBeALesbianTuesday! #IMBALT #touchatouchatouchatouchme

Living proof that you can be a Cover Girl at any age and don’t need to slice your face at the hairline and pull it up to do so, my dad’s fave — SUSAN SARANDON — is my pick for this fine September #IMightBeALesbianTuesday! #IMBALT #touchatouchatouchatouchme

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The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

YES, DADDY!

(Source: vicebot, via monstersdamestweed)

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In my humble opinion, Veronica Lodge personifies what it means to be a bitch…in the best way. Sexy, self-sufficient, and a true cunt. She is my pick for #IMightBeALesbianTuesday #IMBALT

In my humble opinion, Veronica Lodge personifies what it means to be a bitch…in the best way. Sexy, self-sufficient, and a true cunt. She is my pick for #IMightBeALesbianTuesday #IMBALT

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So excited to be featured in the @womenshealthmag #MastersofSex piece along with my main gal @krystynahutch! #GuysWeFucked 

Pick up the September issue today, p. 152!

So excited to be featured in the @womenshealthmag #MastersofSex piece along with my main gal @krystynahutch! #GuysWeFucked

Pick up the September issue today, p. 152!

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