The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

YES, DADDY!

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In my humble opinion, Veronica Lodge personifies what it means to be a bitch…in the best way. Sexy, self-sufficient, and a true cunt. She is my pick for #IMightBeALesbianTuesday #IMBALT

In my humble opinion, Veronica Lodge personifies what it means to be a bitch…in the best way. Sexy, self-sufficient, and a true cunt. She is my pick for #IMightBeALesbianTuesday #IMBALT

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So excited to be featured in the @womenshealthmag #MastersofSex piece along with my main gal @krystynahutch! #GuysWeFucked 

Pick up the September issue today, p. 152!

So excited to be featured in the @womenshealthmag #MastersofSex piece along with my main gal @krystynahutch! #GuysWeFucked

Pick up the September issue today, p. 152!

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One of the most captivating creatures on the planet, I have always been totally enamoured with Anjelica Huston. Intimidating, sexy, gothy & so, so classy, she is my pick for this week’s #IMightBeALesbianTuesday! #IMBALT

One of the most captivating creatures on the planet, I have always been totally enamoured with Anjelica Huston. Intimidating, sexy, gothy & so, so classy, she is my pick for this week’s #IMightBeALesbianTuesday! #IMBALT

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Backstage at This Theater which was the old home of @thepitnyc and having all kinds of feelings remembering pacing back and forth here like a nervous wreck opening night of I STALK YOU. This space has been so good to me and I am always so happy to be here.  (at This Theater)

Backstage at This Theater which was the old home of @thepitnyc and having all kinds of feelings remembering pacing back and forth here like a nervous wreck opening night of I STALK YOU. This space has been so good to me and I am always so happy to be here. (at This Theater)

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JUST FOUND OUT #GuysWeFucked is #82 on iTunes!! HOLY SHIT NOW I CAN’T FALL ASLEEP!!!!!!!!! Thank you, #fuckers!!

JUST FOUND OUT #GuysWeFucked is #82 on iTunes!! HOLY SHIT NOW I CAN’T FALL ASLEEP!!!!!!!!! Thank you, #fuckers!!

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Shirley Manson looking very ‘Columbia’ from The Rocky Horror Picture Show is my pick for this week’s #IMightBeALesbianTuesday! #IMBALT

Shirley Manson looking very ‘Columbia’ from The Rocky Horror Picture Show is my pick for this week’s #IMightBeALesbianTuesday! #IMBALT

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Happy Father’s Day to my Cyndi-Lauper-concert-watching-thinks-Susan-Sarandon-is-the-most-beautiful-woman-alive-video-game-playing-naming-his-son-after-Dracula-dad. He’s the same height as Michael Jordan, has long hair, and only got one question wrong on the math portion of the SAT’s. That he claims was due to an error on their part. He’s pretty much a rock star. Love you, Randy Fisher!

Happy Father’s Day to my Cyndi-Lauper-concert-watching-thinks-Susan-Sarandon-is-the-most-beautiful-woman-alive-video-game-playing-naming-his-son-after-Dracula-dad. He’s the same height as Michael Jordan, has long hair, and only got one question wrong on the math portion of the SAT’s. That he claims was due to an error on their part. He’s pretty much a rock star. Love you, Randy Fisher!

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Got to perform with a few promising new comics at The Comedians’ Club of NY earlier tonight. #holyshit

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Got to perform with a few promising new comics at The Comedians’ Club of NY earlier tonight. #holyshit

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HOME SWEET HOME (at muh new digs)

HOME SWEET HOME (at muh new digs)

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