Good song for a rainy day.

(Source: Spotify)

Midtown Manhattan Gay Bashing: Two Victims Beaten, Dragged, Stomped On
Port Authority police officers managed to break up the beating.

Fucking gross. This is the cherry on the top of this signature Corinne “I hate everyone” kinda day. Also, way to give Knicks fans a worse reputation, attackers. 

I’ve said it before and I will say it again…people are afraid of what they don’t understand. And that is why the X-Men is and always will be my favorite comic. 

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Watch These Straight People Answer A Question Gay People Have Been Asked For Years
If every straight person honestly answered this question, we’d wipe out homophobia tomorrow.

Nothing more satisfying than watching ignorant people who think they’re very smart and have a lot of great, philosophical shit to say get uncomfortable REAL quick… 

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“So, after taking ecstasy last night, I nearly raped [insert names of friends here]. At the time I felt, “Hey, you only live once,” but when I woke up this morning all I wanted to do was text everyone and apologize…you know, tell them “Sorry about last night”. Well, that made me think, “Ohmigod, that is what Corinne is getting at with this show. We have these moments when we feel we have to apologize, but when we take a look back, we realize it wasn’t all too bad and we laugh about it. And that is what you do for people. So, in conclusion, you rock, Corinne, seriously, so smart, pretty, funny and all that jazz. Thanks for bringing laughter to the world!”
— best review I have ever gotten for a show. ever.

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Oh, just playing here tomorrow. No big Huge deal. 8PM. with Michelle Wolf, Sean Donnelly & headliner Harrison Greenbaum Use promo HGCOMEDY for $15 tix! :o)

Oh, just playing here tomorrow. No big Huge deal.

8PM. with Michelle Wolf, Sean Donnelly & headliner Harrison Greenbaum

Use promo HGCOMEDY for $15 tix!

:o)

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Nothing else to say but this… I have a really wonderful life. 

Nothing else to say but this…

I have a really wonderful life. 

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Only a few hours ‘til showtime! Gotta listen to my power song. On repeat. Sorry You’re welcome, neighbors. 

(Source: Spotify)

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ucbcomedy:

jonbershad:

I directed this show. Go see it.

It’s paired with a talk show I co-host. Go see that.

At the same time (I’ll be taking a fast-moving cab to get there), my improv house team is premiering. Go see that also.

Look, just go to a UCB theater of some kind tomorrow night. Because, after this week is done, I’m going to sleep forever and never do comedy again.

Do it, New York!

Yeah, New York! Everybody else is doing it! You a pussy, New York??

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radmobile: U AIN’T BOUT THIS LIFE I have nothing to say about this except for the sounds that are coming out of my mouth right now that I don’t know how to properly type out because they’re not real words.

radmobile:

U AIN’T BOUT THIS LIFE

I have nothing to say about this except for the sounds that are coming out of my mouth right now that I don’t know how to properly type out because they’re not real words.

(Source: eladam, via joshuajabbour)

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